Horni thinks men are like laptops

Men are like laptops.

Laptops cant be upgraded.
We gotta accept them as they are; we cant change them.

Laptops need to rely on external accessories and packaging.
accessories like a good suit, car, credit cards, oh, not forgetting hair gel.

At times laptops make good accessories.
At times men make good accessories.

It is always good to be seen with a decent laptop.
It is always good to be seen with a decent looking man.

Laptops crash.
do I need to say more?

After servicing, it really depends on luck to have the laptop back as good as new.
do you really need me to elaborate??

Some thinks laptops are a necessity.
Some gals cant do without men. Duh

But in actual fact, laptops are good-to-have but you definitely wun die without one.